goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Pants are for mortals
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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