Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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