Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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