have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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