Me too!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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