You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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