But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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