At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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