Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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