i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
