You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I look better un-naked...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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