birth control should be required to get into college
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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