awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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