hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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