yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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