Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I understand Curling. That high.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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