When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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