Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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