Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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