she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
tell me about the fingering
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