Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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