Christians are straight up FREAKS
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You are the jesus of drinking
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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