Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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