Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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