either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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