Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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