i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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