Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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