turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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