whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Are we still banned from the library?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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