I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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