omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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