I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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