I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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