So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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