so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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