she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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