Christians are straight up FREAKS
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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