sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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