you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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