operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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