How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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