I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
