hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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