I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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