Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Too much gin, very little bucket
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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