Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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