omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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