My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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