Got a toothbrush?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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