I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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