porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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