Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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