yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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