Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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