You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
