She said her name was "party"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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