Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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